The Allied States of Unite Africa is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 446 million Unite Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Unite African economy, worth 25.9 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,020 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Unite Africans, and Unite Africa has designated Unite Africa City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unite Africa's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unite Africa is ranked 92,705^th in the world and 3^rd in Kanye Lovers for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.